








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 277 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,930 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 687 | 9% |
| Smokes | 2516 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2597 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2130 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,702,772 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 323 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Right | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Chillyson83 | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | taylOr | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | sl4sh | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | schümi | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taylOr | 528 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | Chillyson83 | 403 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | Mr.Right | 399 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | sl4sh | 373 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | schümi | 355 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m4nu | +5.22 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | sl4sh | +1.59 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | Mr.Right | +1.12 | 54 | 71 |
| #4 | durroon | +0.64 | 35 | 67 |
| #5 | Chillyson83 | +0.40 | 73 | 70 |





