








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 483 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,191 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2392 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2878 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2100 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 821 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,280,324 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | taylOr | 51% | 170 |
| #8 | far far away | 49% | 206 |
| #9 | kentman_ | 48% | 21 |
| #10 | GrinzA | 47% | 19 |
| #11 | schümi | 47% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | far far away | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Chillyson83 | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | taylOr | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | schümi | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Mr.Right | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taylOr | 589 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | Chillyson83 | 461 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #3 | schümi | 369 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | Mr.Right | 310 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #5 | far far away | 159 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sl4sh | +2.29 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | Mr.Right | +0.89 | 52 | 69 |
| #3 | Chillyson83 | +0.75 | 76 | 70 |
| #4 | kentman_ | +0.23 | 54 | 67 |
| #5 | schümi | -0.04 | 75 | 65 |





