








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1864 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,029 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1634 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1994 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1566 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 835 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $321,108 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kamikadze | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Glorbo frutto drillo | 67% | 46 |
| #3 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | Pingwido bandido | 58% | 52 |
| #5 | Winter | 57% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glorbo frutto drillo | 14 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | Cappuccino Assassino | 13 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Monterere | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | kamikadze | 6 | 0.0216 |
| #5 | Pingwido bandido | 5 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glorbo frutto drillo | +8.22 | 73 | 58 |
| #2 | zs | +3.07 | 48 | 72 |
| #3 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | +2.66 | 80 | 49 |
| #4 | Bacardi | +2.03 | 70 | 57 |
| #5 | kamikadze | +1.50 | 39 | 52 |





