








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 344 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 394 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4816 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,792 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4483 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4629 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1621 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3059 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,342,291 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | repan | 65% | 46 |
| #2 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | 59% | 56 |
| #3 | Stanton PL | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | Bacardi | 57% | 30 |
| #5 | Pingwido bandido | 54% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Glorbo frutto drillo | 51% | 47 |
| #7 | Monterere | 50% | 115 |
| #8 | Crouch | 50% | 46 |
| #9 | Cappuccino Assassino | 49% | 68 |
| #10 | kamikadze | 38% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glorbo frutto drillo | 13 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | 10 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | repan | 9 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | kamikadze | 6 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Pingwido bandido | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | 374 | 0.31 | 10 min |
| #2 | Pingwido bandido | 266 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Glorbo frutto drillo | 195 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | kamikadze | 169 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | Stanton PL | 114 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glorbo frutto drillo | +5.99 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | +4.59 | 72 | 64 |
| #3 | repan | +3.26 | 81 | 36 |
| #4 | Bacardi | +1.97 | 71 | 52 |
| #5 | Winter | +0.42 | 48 | 53 |





