








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2807 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2287 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1593 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1217 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1139 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $363,115 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Bacardi | 67% | 46 |
| #3 | Crouch | 66% | 35 |
| #4 | f1ck | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | Pingwido bandido | 52% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿-Peek ♿ Gitara_PL ♿ | 22 | 0.0189 |
| #2 | kamikadze | 15 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | Bacardi | 7 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | Pingwido bandido | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Cappuccino Assassino | 6 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kamikadze | 245 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | ♿-Peek ♿ Gitara_PL ♿ | 202 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | Pingwido bandido | 154 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Winter | 131 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Bacardi | 101 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glorbo frutto drillo | +6.56 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | +1.69 | 71 | 34 |
| #3 | Bacardi | +1.38 | 64 | 57 |
| #4 | ♿-Peek ♿ Gitara_PL ♿ | -0.44 | 73 | 55 |
| #5 | Stanton PL | -0.76 | 43 | 56 |





