








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1544 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 670 matches | ||
| Premier | 380 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8508 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7751 | 26% |
| Smokes | 11346 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 7046 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3763 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,784,638 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 829 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | 59% | 109 |
| #2 | plove. | 57% | 286 |
| #3 | Winter | 54% | 130 |
| #4 | Glorbo frutto drillo | 52% | 89 |
| #5 | repan | 51% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glorbo frutto drillo | 19 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | 14 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | kamikadze | 12 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | Cappuccino Assassino | 9 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | plove. | 9 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stanton PL | 1007 | 0.14 | 25 min |
| #2 | plove. | 748 | 0.12 | 23 min |
| #3 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | 575 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #4 | Cappuccino Assassino | 523 | 0.04 | 14 min |
| #5 | Winter | 426 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glorbo frutto drillo | +6.70 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | plove. | +6.42 | 86 | 77 |
| #3 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | +5.98 | 71 | 62 |
| #4 | repan | +2.88 | 69 | 39 |
| #5 | Stanton PL | +1.76 | 43 | 64 |





