








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 586 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 266 matches | ||
| Wingman | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4115 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,025 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2281 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1553 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3573 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 1618 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,976,762 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 787 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buck | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | Fjshyyy | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | Usvis | 49% | 238 |
| #4 | Milan | 42% | 36 |
| #5 | krookers | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buck | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | Fjshyyy | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | Usvis | 49% | 238 |
| #4 | Milan | 42% | 36 |
| #5 | krookers | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Usvis | 40 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | krookers | 14 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | Fjshyyy | 10 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | Milan | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Buck | 3 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Usvis | 947 | 0.22 | 25 min |
| #2 | Fjshyyy | 94 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | krookers | 73 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Buck | 62 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Milan | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buck | +4.52 | 61 | 52 |
| #2 | nozzy | +1.57 | 66 | 41 |
| #3 | Usvis | +1.23 | 68 | 59 |
| #4 | Fjshyyy | -0.61 | 54 | 46 |
| #5 | krookers | -2.26 | 57 | 33 |





