








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 959 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4576 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,587 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2133 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1823 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1627 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3004 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,113,545 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 965 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WelpM3 | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | nozzy | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | MCböcklec | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | Bionic1K | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | Usvis | 56% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Usvis | 56% | 59 |
| #6 | krookers | 55% | 96 |
| #7 | Fjshyyy | 55% | 22 |
| #8 | Milan | 52% | 44 |
| #9 | Jeppe | 52% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeppe | 20 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Usvis | 19 | 0.0156 |
| #3 | krookers | 11 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | nozzy | 9 | 0.0142 |
| #5 | WelpM3 | 9 | 0.0189 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeppe | 438 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | Usvis | 209 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | krookers | 148 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | WelpM3 | 101 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | nozzy | 69 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buck | +3.59 | 63 | 53 |
| #2 | MCböcklec | +2.36 | 73 | 51 |
| #3 | Usvis | +2.08 | 68 | 43 |
| #4 | nozzy | +1.01 | 54 | 31 |
| #5 | Jeppe | +0.77 | 59 | 36 |





