








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 499 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1020 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 184 | 22% |
| Smokes | 11 | 1% |
| HE Grenades | 577 | 69% |
| Molotovs | 66 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,047,229 of utility $259 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2464 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mtbgamer | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Buck | 52% | 44 |
| #3 | Usvis | 51% | 63 |
| #4 | vinny207 | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | WelpM3 | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | pikausha | 40% | 20 |
| #12 | Rayak8 | 39% | 18 |
| #13 | MCböcklec | 39% | 31 |
| #14 | krookers | 33% | 101 |
| #15 | Fjshyyy | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krookers | 15 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Usvis | 12 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | nozzy | 12 | 0.0164 |
| #4 | ygxd | 8 | 0.0119 |
| #5 | Buck | 7 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Usvis | 254 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | pikausha | 159 | 0.41 | 2 min |
| #3 | krookers | 148 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | nozzy | 133 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Buck | 114 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rayak8 | +9.74 | 90 | 54 |
| #2 | MCböcklec | +6.19 | 83 | 44 |
| #3 | Buck | +5.51 | 64 | 46 |
| #4 | Usvis | +4.60 | 73 | 50 |
| #5 | vinny207 | +3.24 | 22 | 44 |





