








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 69 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2659 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,768 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1475 | 39% |
| Smokes | 584 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 897 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 812 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,649,727 of utility $398 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 309 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buck | 55% | 96 |
| #2 | mtbgamer | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | WelpM3 | 48% | 54 |
| #4 | cat | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | Bionic1K | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | i shoot feet | 39% | 18 |
| #12 | Fjshyyy | 38% | 39 |
| #13 | nozzy | 35% | 49 |
| #14 | ygxd | 33% | 24 |
| #15 | Milan | 33% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Usvis | 26 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | WelpM3 | 14 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | nozzy | 10 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | Buck | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Fjshyyy | 6 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Usvis | 318 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | Buck | 262 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | WelpM3 | 188 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | Rayak8 | 120 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | MCböcklec | 96 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rayak8 | +9.35 | 89 | 52 |
| #2 | Buck | +4.76 | 64 | 55 |
| #3 | MCböcklec | +3.44 | 78 | 50 |
| #4 | Usvis | +2.34 | 68 | 44 |
| #5 | nozzy | +0.67 | 58 | 33 |





