








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 336 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2057 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2140 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2169 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1038 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $851,809 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nozzy | 59% | 44 |
| #2 | Buck | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Usvis | 52% | 58 |
| #4 | krookers | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nozzy | 59% | 44 |
| #2 | Buck | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Usvis | 52% | 58 |
| #4 | krookers | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Usvis | 10 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | nozzy | 10 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | krookers | 8 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Buck | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Usvis | 281 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #2 | nozzy | 86 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | krookers | 64 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Buck | 55 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buck | +3.99 | 64 | 60 |
| #2 | nozzy | +1.77 | 61 | 38 |
| #3 | Usvis | +1.71 | 61 | 61 |
| #4 | Fjshyyy | -0.62 | 61 | 47 |
| #5 | krookers | -3.95 | 38 | 40 |





