








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1090 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 687 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6587 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,641 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5938 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5051 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3989 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3663 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,250,290 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 304 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lizzyc | 65% | 52 |
| #2 | 梵 | 57% | 63 |
| #3 | 最硬的人 | 53% | 72 |
| #4 | Ha0zi | 51% | 75 |
| #5 | 明末耐掐王万穗爷 | 50% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 最硬的人 | 53% | 72 |
| #4 | Ha0zi | 51% | 75 |
| #5 | 明末耐掐王万穗爷 | 50% | 113 |
| #6 | 时倾 | 49% | 506 |
| #7 | Gabriel— | 45% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 时倾 | 61 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Gabriel— | 23 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | 明末耐掐王万穗爷 | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | 梵 | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | lizzyc | 6 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 时倾 | 2069 | 0.20 | 40 min |
| #2 | Gabriel— | 366 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | Ha0zi | 358 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #4 | 梵 | 306 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #5 | 明末耐掐王万穗爷 | 277 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lizzyc | +2.37 | 66 | 57 |
| #2 | Gabriel— | +2.34 | 76 | 59 |
| #3 | 梵 | +1.88 | 50 | 63 |
| #4 | Ha0zi | +1.72 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | 最硬的人 | +1.31 | 67 | 49 |





