








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 819 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 710 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9074 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,518 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6552 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3969 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3973 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4024 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,013,808 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 750 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kita.🦉 | 55% | 60 |
| #2 | 魔仙女王之神 | 54% | 59 |
| #3 | lizzyc | 51% | 115 |
| #4 | 梵 | 50% | 144 |
| #5 | 最硬的人 | 47% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 梵 | 50% | 144 |
| #5 | 最硬的人 | 47% | 194 |
| #6 | 梦想打maj0r | 45% | 82 |
| #7 | 明末耐掐王万穗爷 | 44% | 57 |
| #8 | Ha0zi | 42% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 最硬的人 | 11 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Ha0zi | 11 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | 梵 | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | 魔仙女王之神 | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | lizzyc | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 梵 | 790 | 0.26 | 20 min |
| #2 | 最硬的人 | 516 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | 魔仙女王之神 | 422 | 0.34 | 11 min |
| #4 | lizzyc | 292 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | kita.🦉 | 287 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kita.🦉 | +2.08 | 74 | 55 |
| #2 | Gabriel— | +0.65 | 76 | 53 |
| #3 | 梵 | +0.56 | 63 | 61 |
| #4 | 魔仙女王之神 | +0.41 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | 最硬的人 | +0.22 | 61 | 50 |





