








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 616 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3345 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3850 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3595 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2597 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1810 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $576,754 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 梵 | 13 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Gabriel— | 9 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | lizzyc | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | 明末耐掐王万穗爷 | 8 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | M1ke | 8 | 0.0166 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 梵 | 343 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | oranger | 257 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | 时倾 | 249 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | lizzyc | 209 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | 魔仙女王之神 | 198 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1ke | +3.01 | 74 | 20 |
| #2 | oranger | +2.47 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | MELANcholyyy | +1.91 | 82 | 44 |
| #4 | GREEN CUP ♿ | +1.83 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | 最硬的人 | +1.03 | 72 | 48 |





