








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1037 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,152 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1763 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1247 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1212 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 930 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $131,236 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I Hate Summer | 100% | 10 |
| #2 | LeBrOn CuMs | 87% | 15 |
| #3 | nerf electro giant | 85% | 62 |
| #4 | CJ_2K | 81% | 21 |
| #5 | evan | 76% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I Hate Summer | 100% | 10 |
| #2 | LeBrOn CuMs | 87% | 15 |
| #3 | nerf electro giant | 85% | 62 |
| #4 | CJ_2K | 81% | 21 |
| #5 | evan | 76% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CJ_2K | 4 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | evan | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | nerf electro giant | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | I Hate Summer | 2 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nerf electro giant | 146 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | LeBrOn CuMs | 68 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #3 | CJ_2K | 65 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | evan | 48 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | I Hate Summer | 21 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nerf electro giant | +5.88 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | Occupant | +3.40 | 72 | 71 |
| #3 | evan | +2.83 | 77 | 40 |
| #4 | CJ_2K | +0.90 | 66 | 64 |
| #5 | I Hate Summer | -1.28 | 48 | 36 |





