








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1514 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1430 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1522 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 806 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $892,512 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khamûl The Easterling | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | nerf electro giant | 59% | 132 |
| #3 | peanut | 53% | 77 |
| #4 | CJ_2K | 53% | 68 |
| #5 | LeBrOn CuMs | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nerf electro giant | 358 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | CJ_2K | 183 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | peanut | 141 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | LeBrOn CuMs | 116 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #5 | Khamûl The Easterling | 48 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nerf electro giant | +6.28 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | CJ_2K | +2.06 | 77 | 57 |
| #3 | Khamûl The Easterling | +1.17 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | peanut | -0.13 | 67 | 40 |
| #5 | I Hate Summer | -1.07 | 52 | 46 |





