








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 378 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3647 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,690 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3145 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2297 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2778 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2470 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,344,268 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 165 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Occupant | 81% | 21 |
| #2 | LeBrOn CuMs | 60% | 65 |
| #3 | Koi | 59% | 41 |
| #4 | evan | 58% | 33 |
| #5 | peanut | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nerf electro giant | 727 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #2 | LeBrOn CuMs | 320 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #3 | BigDickLarry | 267 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | I Hate Summer | 149 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | peanut | 73 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nerf electro giant | +4.32 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | Occupant | +2.37 | 67 | 74 |
| #3 | BigDickLarry | +0.65 | 73 | 78 |
| #4 | evan | +0.56 | 76 | 36 |
| #5 | CJ_2K | +0.26 | 73 | 60 |





