








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 544 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5830 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,778 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3832 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4172 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3826 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4948 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,311,235 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 353 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Occupant | 85% | 62 |
| #2 | evan | 67% | 85 |
| #3 | Khamûl The Easterling | 62% | 34 |
| #4 | gcillz | 61% | 64 |
| #5 | LeBrOn CuMs | 61% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I Hate Summer | 37 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | CJ_2K | 28 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | LeBrOn CuMs | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | BigDickLarry | 10 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Koi | 9 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CJ_2K | 676 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #2 | LeBrOn CuMs | 522 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #3 | BigDickLarry | 477 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #4 | I Hate Summer | 275 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Occupant | 230 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nerf electro giant | +4.92 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | Occupant | +3.15 | 70 | 72 |
| #3 | evan | +1.87 | 79 | 43 |
| #4 | BigDickLarry | +0.98 | 75 | 76 |
| #5 | Khamûl The Easterling | +0.34 | 77 | 64 |





