








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 101 matches | ||
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 124 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




229 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7227 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,663 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6236 | 23% |
| Smokes | 8734 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5840 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6853 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,785,758 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2670 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boof pack asian | 65% | 262 |
| #2 | frankie. | 63% | 231 |
| #3 | TeenyTynz | 62% | 320 |
| #4 | KKØNNCOD | 60% | 149 |
| #5 | ◣ ◢ | 59% | 243 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ◣ ◢ | 502 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | frankie. | 494 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | TeenyTynz | 295 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | d2f | 217 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | CrescentElite | 208 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ◣ ◢ | +4.68 | 88 | 47 |
| #2 | alex42-iwnl- | +3.66 | 78 | 52 |
| #3 | Allah is Lord | +3.49 | 82 | 56 |
| #4 | frankie. | +1.73 | 65 | 51 |
| #5 | TeenyTynz | +0.78 | 34 | 39 |





