








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 316 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,873 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 476 | 25% |
| Smokes | 265 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 451 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 681 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,021,120 of utility $247 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yeko | 83% | 18 |
| #2 | Allah is Lord | 60% | 149 |
| #3 | alex42-iwnl- | 59% | 82 |
| #4 | TeenyTynz | 57% | 68 |
| #5 | ◣ ◢ | 56% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | TeenyTynz | 57% | 68 |
| #5 | ◣ ◢ | 56% | 86 |
| #6 | frankie. | 55% | 65 |
| #7 | boof pack asian | 53% | 32 |
| #8 | d2f | 53% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allah is Lord | 52 | 0.0176 |
| #2 | ◣ ◢ | 15 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | alex42-iwnl- | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | TeenyTynz | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | d2f | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allah is Lord | 502 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | ◣ ◢ | 174 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | d2f | 170 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | alex42-iwnl- | 150 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | frankie. | 143 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ◣ ◢ | +5.15 | 86 | 44 |
| #2 | alex42-iwnl- | +4.52 | 77 | 56 |
| #3 | Allah is Lord | +2.39 | 81 | 58 |
| #4 | d2f | +1.51 | 72 | 52 |
| #5 | TeenyTynz | +0.57 | 19 | 33 |





