








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2394 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,152 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 852 | 9% |
| Smokes | 3737 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 1502 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3061 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $863,879 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 288 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RescueToasts | 71% | 28 |
| #2 | Allah is Lord | 65% | 262 |
| #3 | frankie. | 63% | 146 |
| #4 | TeenyTynz | 62% | 205 |
| #5 | KKØNNCOD | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | frankie. | 63% | 146 |
| #4 | TeenyTynz | 62% | 205 |
| #5 | KKØNNCOD | 53% | 32 |
| #6 | CrescentElite | 53% | 99 |
| #7 | ◣ ◢ | 52% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allah is Lord | 106 | 0.0213 |
| #2 | TeenyTynz | 25 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | frankie. | 25 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | CrescentElite | 10 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | ◣ ◢ | 6 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allah is Lord | 789 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | frankie. | 309 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | TeenyTynz | 235 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | CrescentElite | 215 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | ◣ ◢ | 128 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allah is Lord | +5.11 | 83 | 55 |
| #2 | ◣ ◢ | +4.92 | 88 | 42 |
| #3 | frankie. | +3.82 | 69 | 52 |
| #4 | TeenyTynz | +1.87 | 41 | 38 |
| #5 | CrescentElite | -0.62 | 50 | 37 |





