








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 683 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 261 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6980 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,976 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2033 | 14% |
| Smokes | 5003 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 5632 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 2308 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,512,924 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 404 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boof pack asian | 62% | 205 |
| #2 | Allah is Lord | 62% | 320 |
| #3 | frankie. | 60% | 151 |
| #4 | alex42-iwnl- | 59% | 54 |
| #5 | KKØNNCOD | 57% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | alex42-iwnl- | 59% | 54 |
| #5 | KKØNNCOD | 57% | 68 |
| #6 | notdatboi | 53% | 53 |
| #7 | CrescentElite | 53% | 120 |
| #8 | ◣ ◢ | 49% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allah is Lord | 125 | 0.0203 |
| #2 | boof pack asian | 18 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | frankie. | 16 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | ◣ ◢ | 14 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | CrescentElite | 13 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allah is Lord | 1038 | 0.17 | 24 min |
| #2 | frankie. | 350 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | CrescentElite | 340 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | ◣ ◢ | 191 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | boof pack asian | 147 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alex42-iwnl- | +6.97 | 79 | 49 |
| #2 | ◣ ◢ | +4.41 | 89 | 43 |
| #3 | Allah is Lord | +3.47 | 83 | 53 |
| #4 | frankie. | +2.44 | 65 | 53 |
| #5 | TeenyTynz | +1.24 | 36 | 41 |





