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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 626 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
932 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,785 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1396 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1908 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 890 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1591 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,177,204 of utility $238 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 666bambini666 | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | RALF KONTZALF | 65% | 51 |
| #3 | RI7LE | 63% | 57 |
| #4 | Nishi | 61% | 61 |
| #5 | Azri | 59% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azri | +7.12 | 74 | 62 |
| #2 | Nishi | +5.54 | 81 | 59 |
| #3 | Snufi Dufi | +4.48 | 76 | 44 |
| #4 | ✪ Phantom | +4.17 | 89 | 62 |
| #5 | RALF KONTZALF | +3.68 | 78 | 25 |





