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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 944 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3547 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1739 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1022 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2532 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1646 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,095,162 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 261 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nishi | 65% | 147 |
| #2 | RALF KONTZALF | 65% | 31 |
| #3 | senzGOD | 64% | 44 |
| #4 | Gordon Finest Nickel | 62% | 26 |
| #5 | ✪ Phantom | 57% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Phantom | +5.58 | 92 | 67 |
| #2 | Nishi | +4.93 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | Azri | +3.78 | 64 | 65 |
| #4 | senzGOD | +3.32 | 79 | 35 |
| #5 | Gordon Finest Nickel | +3.26 | 72 | 47 |





