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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,036 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1034 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2812 | 47% |
| HE Grenades | 801 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1389 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $933,194 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Nishi | 62% | 129 |
| #6 | RI7LE | 62% | 39 |
| #7 | PSYCHODEMONCRUNCHOUTPUTBLOCKZ | 58% | 69 |
| #8 | Gordon Finest Nickel | 54% | 70 |
| #9 | ✪ Phantom | 49% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PSYCHODEMONCRUNCHOUTPUTBLOCKZ | 31 | 0.0240 |
| #2 | Nishi | 22 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | RI7LE | 17 | 0.0222 |
| #4 | Gordon Finest Nickel | 10 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | ✪ Phantom | 10 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nishi | +4.91 | 79 | 57 |
| #2 | ✪ Phantom | +4.49 | 87 | 67 |
| #3 | RALF KONTZALF | +1.82 | 74 | 28 |
| #4 | Gordon Finest Nickel | +1.46 | 63 | 40 |
| #5 | RI7LE | +1.13 | 65 | 51 |





