








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 483 matches | ||
| Premier | 419 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 299 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 227 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 153 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
17630 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 56,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12204 | 22% |
| Smokes | 16413 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 11918 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 16084 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,626,862 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 800 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198875299134 | 57% | 347 |
| #2 | Fentanyl Joey | 54% | 114 |
| #3 | the_antichrist | 54% | 153 |
| #4 | Cara Pils | 54% | 548 |
| #5 | GREET ANUSZWEET | 52% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Fentanyl Joey | 54% | 114 |
| #3 | the_antichrist | 54% | 153 |
| #4 | Cara Pils | 54% | 548 |
| #5 | GREET ANUSZWEET | 52% | 114 |
| #6 | Wolk | 50% | 248 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198875299134 | 110 | 0.0166 |
| #2 | Cara Pils | 61 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Wolk | 26 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Fentanyl Joey | 14 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | the_antichrist | 9 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198875299134 | 715 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | Cara Pils | 339 | 0.03 | 7 min |
| #3 | GREET ANUSZWEET | 306 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | the_antichrist | 146 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Wolk | 130 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azri | +3.42 | 58 | 57 |
| #2 | 76561198875299134 | +0.90 | 42 | 39 |
| #3 | the_antichrist | +0.60 | 64 | 51 |
| #4 | Cara Pils | -1.01 | 38 | 29 |
| #5 | Wolk | -1.86 | 19 | 28 |





