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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 812 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,938 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2544 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1499 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1181 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 714 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,001,173 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 249 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | KyliKassei | 53% | 51 |
| #9 | ✪ Phantom | 50% | 40 |
| #10 | Pralyno | 49% | 41 |
| #11 | Azri | 41% | 27 |
| #12 | 666bambini666 | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azri | +7.43 | 68 | 64 |
| #2 | Nishi | +5.83 | 81 | 59 |
| #3 | ✪ Phantom | +4.42 | 91 | 63 |
| #4 | Gordon Finest Nickel | +2.82 | 67 | 42 |
| #5 | RALF KONTZALF | +2.04 | 74 | 24 |





