








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1337 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 927 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6418 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,129 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6165 | 21% |
| Smokes | 11456 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 4976 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 6532 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,270,831 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 346 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | platu | 58% | 107 |
| #2 | RaBB1T | 51% | 294 |
| #3 | CrUnKz™ | 51% | 313 |
| #4 | EK IS N BOK!!!! | 51% | 233 |
| #5 | Tragedy | 50% | 457 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | prof Blue | 47% | 93 |
| #9 | SymmaTree | 46% | 95 |
| #10 | Bullet | 45% | 60 |
| #11 | DoctorPoctor5_ZA | 45% | 103 |
| #12 | ☢ S.T.A.L.K.E.R ☢ | 44% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tragedy | 19 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | EK IS N BOK!!!! | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | RaBB1T | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | platu | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | CrUnKz™ | 6 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tragedy | 1197 | 0.12 | 23 min |
| #2 | RaBB1T | 1065 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #3 | CrUnKz™ | 557 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #4 | EK IS N BOK!!!! | 480 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #5 | DoctorPoctor5_ZA | 221 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | platu | +1.81 | 66 | 39 |
| #2 | DoctorPoctor5_ZA | +1.74 | 66 | 41 |
| #3 | Bullet | +1.57 | 55 | 61 |
| #4 | EK IS N BOK!!!! | +0.81 | 45 | 58 |
| #5 | EnderZ | +0.60 | 51 | 64 |





