








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1021 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 828 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8281 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,455 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3300 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4574 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4929 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3652 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,057,004 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 306 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaBB1T | 52% | 50 |
| #2 | CrUnKz™ | 46% | 59 |
| #3 | sAinT ... | ... | 45% | 103 |
| #4 | Tragedy | 44% | 106 |
| #5 | EK IS N BOK!!!! | 36% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaBB1T | 52% | 50 |
| #2 | CrUnKz™ | 46% | 59 |
| #3 | sAinT ... | ... | 45% | 103 |
| #4 | Tragedy | 44% | 106 |
| #5 | EK IS N BOK!!!! | 36% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tragedy | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | sAinT ... | ... | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | RaBB1T | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | CrUnKz™ | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tragedy | 266 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | sAinT ... | ... | 231 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | RaBB1T | 202 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | CrUnKz™ | 130 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | EK IS N BOK!!!! | 64 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoctorPoctor5_ZA | +1.84 | 65 | 37 |
| #2 | EK IS N BOK!!!! | +0.15 | 45 | 59 |
| #3 | CrUnKz™ | -0.49 | 76 | 46 |
| #4 | RaBB1T | -0.88 | 64 | 58 |
| #5 | sAinT ... | ... | -0.93 | 39 | 55 |





