








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 985 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 211 matches | ||
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8238 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,659 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7166 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5184 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2018 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 4291 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,101,242 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1058 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perry Da PlaTtypus | 70 | 0.0174 |
| #2 | Arvid | 46 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | SilkyDumplings | 29 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | UnKoalafied | 14 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | Blue's Clues | 7 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilkyDumplings | 525 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #2 | Perry Da PlaTtypus | 511 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | Arvid | 433 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | Official3N4XL | 252 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | Blue's Clues | 245 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perry Da PlaTtypus | +3.23 | 63 | 42 |
| #2 | Rurouni | +2.19 | 58 | 50 |
| #3 | Blue's Clues | +1.25 | 52 | 43 |
| #4 | UnKoalafied | +1.18 | 36 | 45 |
| #5 | Arvid | +0.87 | 41 | 55 |





