








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 24 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 116 matches | ||
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1958 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 506 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 272 | 54% |
| Smokes | 55 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 45 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 134 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $104,212 of utility $12 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darkseus | +5.81 | 55 | 26 |
| #2 | Perry Da PlaTtypus | +4.83 | 63 | 34 |
| #3 | Rurouni | +3.64 | 52 | 52 |
| #4 | Blue's Clues | +1.30 | 46 | 40 |
| #5 | SilkyDumplings | +0.73 | 38 | 25 |





