








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 147 matches | ||
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




126 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,959 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4048 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1600 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2714 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2597 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $358,145 of utility $35 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 935 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arvid | 66% | 93 |
| #2 | nevdrachona1776 | 65% | 40 |
| #3 | Rurouni | 62% | 216 |
| #4 | Official3N4XL | 57% | 54 |
| #5 | SilkyDumplings | 57% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rurouni | 27 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Arvid | 17 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | Blue's Clues | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | SilkyDumplings | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Official3N4XL | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perry Da PlaTtypus | +2.85 | 64 | 43 |
| #2 | Rurouni | +2.03 | 56 | 53 |
| #3 | Arvid | +0.14 | 35 | 57 |
| #4 | Blue's Clues | -0.20 | 44 | 42 |
| #5 | Hailey︻芫=----- | -0.94 | 36 | 11 |





