








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Wingman | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




159 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7946 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,426 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5829 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5038 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4197 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3362 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,812,430 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3159 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Anne Pro 2 Frank Edition | 67% | 195 |
| #6 | Mini Chicken | 66% | 50 |
| #7 | Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﻝ | 58% | 74 |
| #8 | Carpet_R1d3r | 53% | 185 |
| #9 | fr0sty | 51% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carpet_R1d3r | 37 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Anne Pro 2 Frank Edition | 32 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﻝ | 25 | 0.0165 |
| #4 | XXX | 20 | 0.0147 |
| #5 | Carpet_R1d3r | 15 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carpet_R1d3r | 477 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | Carpet_R1d3r | 449 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Anne Pro 2 Frank Edition | 322 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | fr0sty | 271 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﻝ | 209 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 速さ | +4.49 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | Carpet_R1d3r | +4.41 | 87 | 46 |
| #3 | Mini Chicken | +3.14 | 76 | 49 |
| #4 | Anne Pro 2 Frank Edition | +2.50 | 74 | 47 |
| #5 | Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﻝ | +0.69 | 75 | 43 |





