








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 229 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 78 matches | ||
| Wingman | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




128 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2778 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,429 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4606 | 55% |
| Smokes | 799 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 1703 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1321 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,576,398 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1536 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carpet_R1d3r | 71% | 66 |
| #2 | 速さ | 68% | 72 |
| #3 | Shikazze | 65% | 86 |
| #4 | Anne Pro 2 Frank Edition | 50% | 462 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carpet_R1d3r | 71% | 66 |
| #2 | 速さ | 68% | 72 |
| #3 | Shikazze | 65% | 86 |
| #4 | Anne Pro 2 Frank Edition | 50% | 462 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anne Pro 2 Frank Edition | 80 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | 速さ | 30 | 0.0220 |
| #3 | Carpet_R1d3r | 12 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | Shikazze | 5 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anne Pro 2 Frank Edition | 1077 | 0.13 | 25 min |
| #2 | Carpet_R1d3r | 150 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | 速さ | 145 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Shikazze | 130 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carpet_R1d3r | +6.14 | 89 | 46 |
| #2 | Anne Pro 2 Frank Edition | +3.73 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | 速さ | +2.70 | 65 | 51 |
| #4 | Shikazze | +2.13 | 63 | 61 |
| #5 | XXX | -2.56 | 30 | 40 |





