








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1258 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 692 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1009 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1215 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1194 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $444,926 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tukehtuja | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | h | 48% | 100 |
| #3 | iiro | 44% | 95 |
| #4 | NAcho | 44% | 93 |
| #5 | jamal | 43% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | h | 48% | 100 |
| #3 | iiro | 44% | 95 |
| #4 | NAcho | 44% | 93 |
| #5 | jamal | 43% | 96 |
| #6 | Heikki Lampela 47 #prolsrael | 42% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jamal | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | h | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | iiro | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | NAcho | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Heikki Lampela 47 #prolsrael | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iiro | 376 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | h | 362 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | Heikki Lampela 47 #prolsrael | 243 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | jamal | 182 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | NAcho | 153 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h | +1.61 | 59 | 64 |
| #2 | iiro | +0.74 | 59 | 70 |
| #3 | NAcho | +0.55 | 72 | 57 |
| #4 | Heikki Lampela 47 #prolsrael | +0.06 | 62 | 65 |
| #5 | jamal | -0.61 | 71 | 57 |





