








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 667 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Faceit | 92 matches | ||
| Wingman | 59 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2600 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,083 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2631 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2828 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3909 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3715 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,147,737 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h | 51% | 267 |
| #2 | jamal | 49% | 256 |
| #3 | Tukehtuja | 49% | 61 |
| #4 | NAcho | 49% | 208 |
| #5 | iiro | 48% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | jamal | 49% | 256 |
| #3 | Tukehtuja | 49% | 61 |
| #4 | NAcho | 49% | 208 |
| #5 | iiro | 48% | 238 |
| #6 | Roisto6 | 42% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jamal | 22 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | h | 16 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | iiro | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | NAcho | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Roisto6 | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iiro | 870 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #2 | h | 796 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #3 | jamal | 456 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | NAcho | 332 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | Roisto6 | 114 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h | +1.30 | 59 | 63 |
| #2 | jamal | +0.91 | 71 | 54 |
| #3 | iiro | +0.52 | 55 | 72 |
| #4 | NAcho | -0.44 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | Heikki Lampela 47 #prolsrael | -0.54 | 58 | 68 |





