








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 694 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,811 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1867 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2432 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4166 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 3346 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,029,713 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 315 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miro | 53% | 30 |
| #2 | NAcho | 53% | 230 |
| #3 | h | 51% | 307 |
| #4 | iiro | 51% | 271 |
| #5 | Heikki Lampela 47 #prolsrael | 49% | 256 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | h | 51% | 307 |
| #4 | iiro | 51% | 271 |
| #5 | Heikki Lampela 47 #prolsrael | 49% | 256 |
| #6 | Tukehtuja | 48% | 71 |
| #7 | Roisto6 | 43% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h | 24 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | iiro | 14 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | NAcho | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Heikki Lampela 47 #prolsrael | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Roisto6 | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iiro | 969 | 0.17 | 29 min |
| #2 | h | 940 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #3 | Heikki Lampela 47 #prolsrael | 504 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #4 | NAcho | 362 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #5 | Tukehtuja | 146 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h | +1.17 | 59 | 63 |
| #2 | jamal | +0.70 | 71 | 54 |
| #3 | iiro | +0.53 | 56 | 71 |
| #4 | NAcho | -0.30 | 71 | 57 |
| #5 | Heikki Lampela 47 #prolsrael | -1.14 | 55 | 68 |





