








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 860 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Faceit | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,505 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3815 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4069 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3837 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3784 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $890,456 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NAcho | 52% | 246 |
| #2 | jamal | 51% | 307 |
| #3 | iiro | 51% | 282 |
| #4 | Heikki Lampela 47 #prolsrael | 51% | 267 |
| #5 | miro | 49% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Heikki Lampela 47 #prolsrael | 51% | 267 |
| #5 | miro | 49% | 41 |
| #6 | Roisto6 | 48% | 100 |
| #7 | Tukehtuja | 48% | 90 |
| #8 | DANI | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jamal | 31 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Heikki Lampela 47 #prolsrael | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | iiro | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | NAcho | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | DANI | 4 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iiro | 1004 | 0.16 | 31 min |
| #2 | jamal | 541 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | Heikki Lampela 47 #prolsrael | 536 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #4 | NAcho | 393 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #5 | Tukehtuja | 181 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h | +1.53 | 59 | 63 |
| #2 | jamal | +0.58 | 71 | 54 |
| #3 | iiro | +0.51 | 56 | 71 |
| #4 | DANI | +0.34 | 59 | 67 |
| #5 | NAcho | -0.37 | 71 | 56 |





