








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




169 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3776 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,799 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4414 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2523 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2468 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1394 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $938,213 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fughbi | 48% | 208 |
| #2 | dtlf | 48% | 301 |
| #3 | jackson | 48% | 235 |
| #4 | TrUsT_dA_mEtH | 33% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fughbi | 48% | 208 |
| #2 | dtlf | 48% | 301 |
| #3 | jackson | 48% | 235 |
| #4 | TrUsT_dA_mEtH | 33% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jackson | 108 | 0.0249 |
| #2 | dtlf | 79 | 0.0136 |
| #3 | fughbi | 48 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | TrUsT_dA_mEtH | 6 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dtlf | 1186 | 0.20 | 29 min |
| #2 | fughbi | 473 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #3 | jackson | 439 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | TrUsT_dA_mEtH | 65 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jackson | +4.02 | 86 | 36 |
| #2 | dtlf | +2.46 | 32 | 56 |
| #3 | fughbi | +1.53 | 64 | 32 |
| #4 | Big Donkey | -3.48 | 44 | 35 |
| #5 | TrUsT_dA_mEtH | -4.17 | 12 | 23 |





