








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 419 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




103 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,169 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5893 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3460 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2855 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3961 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,287,111 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jackson | 54% | 262 |
| #2 | fughbi | 51% | 212 |
| #3 | Big Donkey | 48% | 301 |
| #4 | TrUsT_dA_mEtH | 39% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jackson | 54% | 262 |
| #2 | fughbi | 51% | 212 |
| #3 | Big Donkey | 48% | 301 |
| #4 | TrUsT_dA_mEtH | 39% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big Donkey | 128 | 0.0224 |
| #2 | jackson | 117 | 0.0226 |
| #3 | fughbi | 39 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | TrUsT_dA_mEtH | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big Donkey | 942 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | jackson | 549 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | fughbi | 501 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | TrUsT_dA_mEtH | 60 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jackson | +3.52 | 85 | 39 |
| #2 | dtlf | +1.93 | 31 | 56 |
| #3 | fughbi | +1.33 | 65 | 33 |
| #4 | Big Donkey | -4.04 | 39 | 32 |
| #5 | TrUsT_dA_mEtH | -4.82 | 10 | 26 |





