








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 148 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
992 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1467 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1230 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1076 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 979 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $242,332 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DonIndigo | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Coooookie | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | Byggmester Bob | 52% | 84 |
| #4 | Hali | 51% | 65 |
| #5 | [KiK] Brannmann Sam | 48% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [KiK] Brannmann Sam | +1.97 | 62 | 71 |
| #2 | Jayzanity 3 | +1.29 | 60 | 68 |
| #3 | Coooookie | +0.34 | 47 | 73 |
| #4 | Byggmester Bob | -0.85 | 38 | 53 |
| #5 | Hali | -1.28 | 45 | 49 |





