








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
761 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,534 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 746 | 29% |
| Smokes | 656 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 580 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 552 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $167,828 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CommanderCat | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | [CygaPb] RoadRunner | 68% | 28 |
| #3 | TheManInBlack [Gucci] | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | Babz | 53% | 57 |
| #5 | Spinney | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Babz | 53% | 57 |
| #5 | Spinney | 50% | 8 |
| #6 | V-O-V | 50% | 54 |
| #7 | Nombers | 45% | 11 |
| #8 | Steeno | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheManInBlack [Gucci] | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Babz | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | V-O-V | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Babz | 107 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | V-O-V | 94 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | [CygaPb] RoadRunner | 52 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | CommanderCat | 41 | 0.55 | 1 min |
| #5 | TheManInBlack [Gucci] | 36 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CommanderCat | +4.28 | 36 | 91 |
| #2 | Babz | +2.97 | 78 | 66 |
| #3 | [CygaPb] RoadRunner | +1.29 | 70 | 62 |
| #4 | Spinney | +0.75 | 27 | 60 |
| #5 | Meijo | -0.02 | 67 | 73 |





