








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2907 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,308 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1404 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1193 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1548 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1163 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,916,555 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chuntis | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | FatPimpzzz | 48% | 208 |
| #3 | PuppetM4str | 44% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chuntis | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | FatPimpzzz | 48% | 208 |
| #3 | PuppetM4str | 44% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FatPimpzzz | 44 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | PuppetM4str | 23 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | Chuntis | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FatPimpzzz | 435 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | PuppetM4str | 256 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Chuntis | 26 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chuntis | +3.31 | 67 | 62 |
| #2 | PuppetM4str | +2.60 | 77 | 56 |
| #3 | FatPimpzzz | +2.19 | 80 | 61 |
| #4 | Lucky S2 | -1.73 | 42 | 40 |





