








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 782 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 423 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2352 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,226 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1133 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1697 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1140 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2256 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,276,329 of utility $289 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [FR] Erood_ | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | GUNst4v | 59% | 73 |
| #3 | Kagamiko | 56% | 90 |
| #4 | freQ. | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | ăăȘă« | 48% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E-CrY Pyukumuku | 10 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | ăăȘă« | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | 9INE Academy Scorbunny | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | GUNst4v | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Kagamiko | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ăăȘă« | 313 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Kagamiko | 205 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | freQ. | 203 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #4 | E-CrY Pyukumuku | 190 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | GUNst4v | 166 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 9INE Academy Scorbunny | +6.03 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | Kagamiko | +6.02 | 85 | 64 |
| #3 | E-CrY Pyukumuku | +0.17 | 20 | 61 |
| #4 | [FR] Erood_ | -0.17 | 68 | 55 |
| #5 | GUNst4v | -0.26 | 44 | 68 |





