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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 441 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 349 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3643 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,378 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1450 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2090 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4294 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 3544 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,799,873 of utility $300 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sv3 | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | freQ. | 54% | 48 |
| #3 | ăăȘă« | 52% | 267 |
| #4 | 9INE Academy Scorbunny | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | j3lenea | 44% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sv3 | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | freQ. | 54% | 48 |
| #3 | ăăȘă« | 52% | 267 |
| #4 | 9INE Academy Scorbunny | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | j3lenea | 44% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j3lenea | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | ăăȘă« | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | freQ. | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | sv3 | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | 9INE Academy Scorbunny | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ăăȘă« | 624 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | freQ. | 322 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #3 | j3lenea | 126 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | 9INE Academy Scorbunny | 68 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | sv3 | 55 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 9INE Academy Scorbunny | +6.36 | 83 | 56 |
| #2 | sv3 | +2.03 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | E-CrY Pyukumuku | +1.24 | 27 | 58 |
| #4 | freQ. | -0.54 | 63 | 62 |
| #5 | ăăȘă« | -0.65 | 50 | 65 |





