








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 231 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4678 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,006 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7773 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8328 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5223 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5682 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $762,681 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 667 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j3lenea | 59% | 73 |
| #2 | Kagamiko | 59% | 577 |
| #3 | [FR] Erood_ | 54% | 151 |
| #4 | HySsOo - Slava Ukraini | 50% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j3lenea | 59% | 73 |
| #2 | Kagamiko | 59% | 577 |
| #3 | [FR] Erood_ | 54% | 151 |
| #4 | HySsOo - Slava Ukraini | 50% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kagamiko | 14 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | [FR] Erood_ | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | HySsOo - Slava Ukraini | 6 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | j3lenea | 5 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kagamiko | 979 | 0.09 | 23 min |
| #2 | [FR] Erood_ | 231 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | HySsOo - Slava Ukraini | 223 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #4 | j3lenea | 94 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kagamiko | +6.20 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | HySsOo - Slava Ukraini | +1.17 | 67 | 70 |
| #3 | GUNst4v | -1.37 | 49 | 64 |
| #4 | [FR] Erood_ | -1.40 | 63 | 53 |
| #5 | j3lenea | -2.31 | 30 | 29 |





