








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 423 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 287 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 88 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12656 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,925 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6931 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7209 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3728 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 9057 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,511,451 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 675 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benek | 69% | 111 |
| #2 | LoTenTicK | 63% | 210 |
| #3 | GUNst4v | 59% | 577 |
| #4 | Ambriss#believe | 58% | 65 |
| #5 | [FR] Erood_ | 56% | 242 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | GUNst4v | 59% | 577 |
| #4 | Ambriss#believe | 58% | 65 |
| #5 | [FR] Erood_ | 56% | 242 |
| #6 | j3lenea | 56% | 90 |
| #7 | HySsOo - Slava Ukraini | 52% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GUNst4v | 33 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | benek | 16 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | LoTenTicK | 14 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | [FR] Erood_ | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | HySsOo - Slava Ukraini | 6 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LoTenTicK | 1650 | 0.40 | 43 min |
| #2 | GUNst4v | 1269 | 0.11 | 28 min |
| #3 | benek | 444 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #4 | [FR] Erood_ | 353 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | HySsOo - Slava Ukraini | 262 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kagamiko | +5.15 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | benek | +4.95 | 91 | 68 |
| #3 | Ambriss#believe | +1.98 | 78 | 71 |
| #4 | LoTenTicK | +1.85 | 75 | 79 |
| #5 | HySsOo - Slava Ukraini | +1.02 | 68 | 71 |





