








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 130 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5031 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,608 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3047 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2483 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4499 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4579 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,762,652 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | norduck77 | 63% | 59 |
| #2 | j3lenea | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | Ambriss#believe | 60% | 91 |
| #4 | LoTenTicK | 59% | 90 |
| #5 | Dog Keyta ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | 57% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | benek | 55% | 33 |
| #8 | GUNst4v | 54% | 151 |
| #9 | Beewer² | 53% | 30 |
| #10 | SgtMcBlyat. (the one) | 51% | 37 |
| #11 | drakkelu | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GUNst4v | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Kagamiko | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Ambriss#believe | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | norduck77 | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | benek | 4 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LoTenTicK | 747 | 0.42 | 21 min |
| #2 | Kagamiko | 522 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | GUNst4v | 341 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | Ambriss#believe | 282 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #5 | norduck77 | 173 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kagamiko | +4.97 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | benek | +4.58 | 91 | 66 |
| #3 | Ambriss#believe | +3.11 | 80 | 70 |
| #4 | LoTenTicK | +2.37 | 76 | 82 |
| #5 | Beewer² | +1.18 | 75 | 61 |





