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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2054 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 517 matches | ||
| Faceit | 273 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 120 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10810 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,863 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12245 | 28% |
| Smokes | 11132 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 12157 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 8329 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,867,925 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 596 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hop'n VØRT三X | 60% | 125 |
| #2 | Walliew2k | 59% | 76 |
| #3 | Hirney | 58% | 60 |
| #4 | chrissigrue | 55% | 201 |
| #5 | S P R A Y K Ö N I G | 55% | 201 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NooB | 14 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | chrissigrue | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | STEGE | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Glantor | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | S P R A Y K Ö N I G | 5 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | etobe | 954 | 0.30 | 29 min |
| #2 | STEGE | 796 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #3 | LES Estenay | 515 | 0.24 | 14 min |
| #4 | chrissigrue | 457 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #5 | S P R A Y K Ö N I G | 390 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mtx | +2.62 | 65 | 68 |
| #2 | Walliew2k | +1.00 | 67 | 78 |
| #3 | manipulatoR | +0.94 | 59 | 68 |
| #4 | Hop'n VØRT三X | +0.92 | 68 | 63 |
| #5 | STEGE | +0.82 | 75 | 69 |





