








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 594 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3027 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3279 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2589 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3132 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $982,436 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carry Potter | 63% | 52 |
| #2 | DerBro | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Don KanaiLLe | 60% | 119 |
| #4 | danielszen | 57% | 46 |
| #5 | Kuwai | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carry Potter | 6 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Don KanaiLLe | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | yvel | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Podbot | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Yong Cockus | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don KanaiLLe | 297 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Podbot | 178 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Carry Potter | 119 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | danielszen | 66 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Yong Cockus | 65 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | danielszen | +3.08 | 55 | 73 |
| #2 | Carry Potter | +2.95 | 62 | 55 |
| #3 | sp1cker | +2.35 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | Podbot | +1.35 | 77 | 62 |
| #5 | Don KanaiLLe | +0.94 | 81 | 65 |





